"I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you;
I swear to God, that’s how they make stars."
— Mary Lambert, from Sarasvatī  (via highrapunzel)

flyawayonfourls:

BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?

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Whenever someone plays with my hair

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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"Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just ‘pretty.’"
— (via hefuckin)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

Yeah, I’m not going to bend on finding the humor in people who bring up constitutional rights every time someone calls them out on being rude. It’s truly remarkable how often people confuse a conversation about tact for a conversation about ‘taking away your rights’. Saying you, hopefully as someone who aims to be a good human being, shouldn’t be rude to people and that freedom of speech does not exempt you from that, is apparently infringing on your rights! Ya notice how you’re not in jail because I said your comment was rude and unnecessary? Notice how literally nothing happened except your regurgitation of 7th grade US history? Shits crazy, it’s almost like I was just saying don’t be an asshole and not ‘you have no legal right to be an asshole’.

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the-timelord-reborn asked: Death
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
I’d probably be a lazy, fat house cat (I hope anyway, lol).

rydenarmani:

theaveragecock:

gaymommy:

Yup.

She says with an avi of herself with her tits out… If half the world have dicks, then the other half (well, fairly close too) have boobs, yours are not special. So, why is it okay for you to show yours off but not for us?

Tits are not even a sex organ, you brain dead fuck. If my photo was my vagina, it’d be different, but it’s not. Moron.

rydenarmani:

theaveragecock:

gaymommy:

Yup.

She says with an avi of herself with her tits out… If half the world have dicks, then the other half (well, fairly close too) have boobs, yours are not special. So, why is it okay for you to show yours off but not for us?

Tits are not even a sex organ, you brain dead fuck. If my photo was my vagina, it’d be different, but it’s not. Moron.

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"To practice any art, no matter how well or how badly, is a way to make your soul grow."
— Kurt Vonnegut  (via p-hiloph0bia)
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I'm bored. Send me a Tarot Card
  • The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
  • The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
  • The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • The Empress: What do you desire most?
  • The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
  • The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
  • The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
  • The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
  • Strength: What gives you strength?
  • The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
  • Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
  • Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
  • The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
  • Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
  • Temperance: Do you have good self control?
  • The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
  • The Tower: Describe your dream home.
  • The Star: What inspires you?
  • The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
  • The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
  • Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
  • The World: What country would you most like to visit?
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Anonymous asked: Calling yourself pretty isn't cute

rydenarmani:

"finding yourself attractive isn’t cute" that’s literally what you just said.

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fattyfatty-no-parents:

Favorite Achievement Hunter Let’s Play Moments: Gavin Can’t Find Joel

Gavin: Where…where is Joel? Who…?
Joel: No. I don’t want Gavin to know where I’m at.

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A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey, the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them, and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another, and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So, yes, there will be no jump scares from this blog;
just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.





why is this transparent

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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why is this transparent

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