pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

tagged: #queued as dicks

thetravelinghufflepuff:

hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff

Ugh, fuck this weather. It felt so nice the other day.
Can we please bring that back? Pleaseee.

yorkandcarolina:

missdiddlez:

You look like a broken man, Gavin.


Like father, like son.

yorkandcarolina:

missdiddlez:

You look like a broken man, Gavin.

Like father, like son.

"OMG, I can’t decide on which of you should be the guy to take me on a mustache ride that’ll redefine my life!"

"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
an overwhelmingly accurate statement (via insanity-and-vanity)

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

tagged: #omg #queued as dicks

jichaelmones:

50% of my life is ryan haywood’s “nah” and the other 50% is ray narvaez jr’s “why”

"I’ll always be yours. No distance or time apart will change that."
tagged: #sweet pea

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

tagged: #artist #perfect

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

peixesprincesses:

leans in close
looks intently at you
holds your face
couple cosplay with me

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak